EPISODE 6 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 2)

(CONTINUED) Larry: Do we have one of those pea-size little bullhorns you can strap to the side of your head so you’re unfetteredly free to saunter like a one-man saunter of high horsemen around and around the soapbox like you own the place? Francis: I’ll bet the key grip’s cute assistant in-training would let you … Continue reading EPISODE 6 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 2)

EPISODE 6 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 1)

INTRO: Theme song. Mobs of humanity marchy marching this way and that. Title. THE SHOW Larry: [Sitting at his desk, bopping a little to the tail end of the theme song. He’d look perfectly normal if instead of hosting the Human Progress Report he was starring in the title role of the 1963 classic “The … Continue reading EPISODE 6 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 1)

EPISODE 5 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 2)

Larry:…that in this 300,000-year human experiment we’ve all been conducting in a certain more and more overcrowded laboratory called a planet where nonetheless there’s always been plenty of room for doing stuff like swing a cat, the hypothesis we’ve been altogether committed to testing was never that “We human beings must learn to perish together … Continue reading EPISODE 5 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 2)

EPISODE 5 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 1)

INTRO: Theme song. Mobs of humanity marchy marching this way and that. Title. THE SHOW Larry: [Sitting at his desk, bopping a little along to the tail end of the song. There’s no reason whatsoever to believe a hair shirt is mortifying his flesh like it was last episode. He’s looking, in fact, like a … Continue reading EPISODE 5 – Human Progress Report Prodcast (Part 1)

EPISODE 3 – Human Progress Report Prodcast

INTRO: Theme song. Mobs of humanity marching this way and that. Title. THE SHOW Larry: [Sitting at his desk, bopping a little to the tail end of the theme song. His makeup looks fine this episode. His hair is normal. He’s having a good hair day, actually. There’s nothing really out of the ordinary about … Continue reading EPISODE 3 – Human Progress Report Prodcast

EPISODE 2 – Human Progress Report Prodcast

INTRO: Theme song (“March of the Marching Marchers” sung to the tune, “When Johnnie Comes Marching Home Again”. Visuals: Mobs of humanity marching this way and that. Title. THE SHOW Larry: [Sitting at a desk, bopping a little to the tail end of the theme song. Something has gone terribly wrong with his makeup. His … Continue reading EPISODE 2 – Human Progress Report Prodcast

EPISODE 1 – Human Progress Report Prodcast

INTRO: Theme Song (“March of the Marchy Marchers”). Reminiscent of “When Johnnie Comes Marching Home Again”. Rough summary of lyrics: Marchy march marchy march march march march marchy marchy march march. Your left then your right then your left then right then left again then right and then left again and also then right and … Continue reading EPISODE 1 – Human Progress Report Prodcast